I Pat Your Dog

The dog who lurks

2011-06-23T19:10:00.000-07:00

I discovered this dog while I was hanging towels at my job at the hairdresser, I am an assistant. The vet woman next door said that it was an abandoned dog and were searching for a home for it. While I was folding the towels the dog was staring into the shop through the screen door and howling. I told the boss about the howling dog and we went to the door to investigate. Upon opening the door, the dog ran in and confronted the clients for attention and while doing so scattered their hair all over the carpet. I was ordered to apprehend the beast and escort it back outside where it began once again to howl. I then vacuumed the carpet.

powerful and muscular dog

2011-06-23T19:07:00.000-07:00

This dog mostly roamed around with his head down shaking a chewed coke bottle. There were many people standing around the courtyard and It would at times look up and approach the people with the chewed coke bottle in its mouth and a challengey look in it's eye.
I accepted the dog's challenge and on a few occasions defeated the dog. This video depicts the dog defeating me even though I could have easily defeated the dog again, my superior intellect and tactical prowess was bewildering to the largely instinctual creature.

I play fetch with a small animal

2011-01-03T16:26:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I don't pat your dog, I play fetch with it. This small brown animal was delighted to run after a tennis ball that I repeatedly took from its clenched teeth and threw. The dog did not tire of this.

fetch dog gets a shave

2011-01-03T16:25:00.000-08:00

This video depicts the brown fetch dog being groomed mere hours after our game"

Missy

2010-12-30T18:47:00.000-08:00

Missy is a dog afraid, though sometimes especially when hungry quite friendly. Consider during Christmas lunch Missy putting put her dog face right up upon your lap and looking at you longingly with her dog hanging longingness. This video depicts a friendlier Missy, not trying to escape me but rather enjoying my patting hand and watching siamese cats drink from a gigantic plastic clam shell.

Huey

2010-12-28T23:38:00.000-08:00

The first time I met Huey he barked out his dog lungs to protect the household he was chained up against. This amused my mind when I began to consider had a thief been visiting perhaps to take from the house items which did not belong to them what Huey might do from his post to which he was attached. Bark obviously. for Huey not only considered this possibility he believed it.

Discovering gus

2010-12-28T23:35:00.000-08:00

I decided to branch out and pat other animals. This animal was on a chair underneath a table. I discovered the animal and patted it while it came to terms with consciousness. I surmise that it was pleased with what was happening to it.

double dogs

2010-05-10T17:35:00.000-07:00

These dogs belong to a lady that banned me from her house for reasons completely not concerning her two wonderful dogs who loved me and my patting hand. I'm sure they both miss me and when I secretly go to her house anyway they are delighted to see me as is evidenced in this video where I pat them. More proof of their enormous love of me can be seen in the ecstatic leg kicking of the older more reclined dog.

the sullen dog

2010-05-10T17:33:00.000-07:00

I spotted this dog walking alone, contemplating its misery and bleak anguish. It walked toward my friendly patting hand with its tail between its legs and accepted my pat with mild apprehension. A minute trust was formed between us, though it continued on its sad way to return to its inevitable fate as a somebodies sad dog.

Dogs of Queensland

2010-04-05T17:30:00.000-07:00

These dogs were found awaiting their owners outside of a bottle shop in queensland.
One of the beasts had been muzzled, though it seemed non threatening and ok for the patting. It's companion was happy to sleep while the whole thing took place.

Timid dog

2010-03-22T01:15:00.000-07:00

This dog was cautious with its interactions with people. It seemed as though the soft midnight dog would only willingly interact with those it knew and was comfortable with... This unfortunately did not include me. In this video the dog accidentally thought I was someone it was comfortable with, and upon realising that I wasn't, retreated and ignored my futile and useless attempts to summon it back to my patting hand. I have edited into this video a shot of a scenario where it happily accepted my attentions... watch and see.

The puppy

2010-03-22T00:51:00.001-07:00

This puppy belongs to an elderly lady who lives close by.
It was a 6 month wait between the death of its predecessor and the arrival of the living puppy.
We would often look after the dead predecessor when it was alive. At the time of knowing it, dead pred was mostly blind and had jangling wonky legs, it loved to be hand fed and it hated cats. I don't know much about the personality of the living puppy.

Little dog outside deepwater plaza

2010-03-17T18:53:00.000-07:00

This docile little dog seemed to be advanced in it's years, and quite happy to lay down unaccompanied in front of the automatic doors at a local shopping centre. It was the delight of mothers and children passing by.

Small round dog.

2010-03-17T11:23:00.000-07:00

This dog had an ordinary dog body with legs of comparatively restricted dimensions. It was also extremely furry and amusing for no explainable reason.

Dog behind the gate.

2010-03-16T11:05:00.000-07:00

This dog was enthusiastic and absorbed in attention. I met the owners, they were nice but worried that it might harm the baby.

Dog in the RTA

2010-03-09T00:00:00.000-08:00

someone had brought their animal into the RTA, It was happy to be patted, it reminded me of a hardened scone.

Large motionless dog

2010-03-08T23:46:00.001-08:00

This dog was found laying on the ground outside of a place called carriageworks.
It was receiving attention from a lot of people. The dog was either tired or completely indifferent to the things happening to it. Uninspired by attention.

2 dogs 15 seconds

2010-02-26T13:55:00.000-08:00

This guy had 2 of the exact same beast. They had long fur and were both black and white.

Small fluffy creature

2010-02-16T18:14:00.000-08:00

This dog was small and was softer than clouds, the kind of softness that is irresistible.

large blond dog

2010-02-14T23:25:00.000-08:00

This dog was patted in a house on the central coast.
The dog was large and seemingly old, it had course fur.

Small black dog

2010-02-14T23:23:00.000-08:00

This dog was patted in a shop on hunter st. Newcastle.
It was small and black and soft.